Bigfoot…
Yes, Bigfoot…
What is “Bigfoot”?…
A big hairy bipedal creature…
Is it just a hoax? Or is it, er… real?
Patterson shot this footage in 1967…
Now I think this is a fake. To be precise… bogus. Bigfoot big fool.
But, there is a video, a rather chilling video, that I think is quite compelling.
Behold… the albino Bigfoot…
AHH!!
Wow… an albino bigfoo…
Huh? Wait a minute. Did I just say “albino” bigfoot?… When we can’t even see a black or brown one at the zoo? DUH!!!
And so, I have come to the conclusion, that this so-called albino bigfoot is a joke… er, please wait a sec… a hoax… or a joke… Well, they both basically mean the same thing, so no brains about it.
Case settled by Detective J.M. Swanson of Scotland Yard!
But, who knows what may be staring at you through your living room window…
