Funny English Gallery 😂

☝🤪 <Here are some hilarious (or should I say horrifying) English phrases…

Couldn’t they think of a better name for a singing group than this?

Oh, please… PLEASE!!! NOO!!!!!!

 

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J&J’s LEGO Stories: #5

Explorer Jake is about to explore the tropical rainforest…

Proverbs 4:26 – “Ponder the path of thy feet, and let all thy ways be established.”

(Updated with moral on 8-28, 2019 by recommendation.) 🙂

Thanks for reading! 😊

©Josh & Jeremy Swanson

Lucy the Quokka’s Inane Comments

LOL!!!😂 From Lee Duigon’s blog!

Lee Duigon

G’day! Byron here, and her in the picture is my cousin Lucy, who is famous for making inane comments that don’t qualify to win a comment contest. Some of you readers have asked for examples of her work. She doesn’t mind. So here are a few.

“If there’s no such place as Orion, then how come we can see it?”

“It’s healthier to do your sunbathing at night.” Crikey, that almost makes sense!

“Where do homing pigeons go if they’ve got no home?”

“They ought to put computers in pogo sticks, like they do in cars.”

“I saw a man get lost once, even though he knew where he was going. He was still lost when he got there.”

No fear, there’s a time and a place for talking piffle. Lucy’s good at it. But you can’t use piffle to win the comment contest.

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J&J’s LEGO Stories: #4

This is a story of a Lego man who wants some respite…

(Pictures taken and sets created by Jeremy; words typed by Joshua)

© Joshua and Jeremy Swanson

Nhow I Cant Tallk!!!

D’OANT EET FLIGH PAYPER, FOALX!!!

Lee Duigon

Damb that stopid Biggit Lee and damb “that” Feeby too!!! Thay sayed yiu “cood” eet Fligh Payper it wood “be” “jist” Like Frentch Frys and i beleaved themb so i eated Some AND NOW I CANT TALLK and it “is” Alll thare Fawlt!!!!

The Stodent Soviet it was maiking “a” Liszt of wirds no boddy wil be aloud to Say becose themb wirds thay “are” Not Inclussave and aslo hat speach and thay was assking stodents to “Put” moar wirds “on” The liszt and then I red that stopid Stuph that lee and feeby thay writed abuot yiu “can” has Fligh Payper and it whil “be” Jist The saime as Frentch Frys AND NHOW AL MY TEETHS THAY ARE STICK TOGETTHER and my mowth it is Stuck Shutt!!!!!!!!!! and it hapened to Two otther membranes of the Stodent Soviet tooo thay cant tawk no more Ether!!!

Nhow no boddy thay evvir…

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J&J’s LEGO Stories: #3

This is a story of two thugs, Bob and Perry, who wanna take the short cut to jail…

(Sets made and pictures taken by Jeremy.)

© Joshua & Jeremy Swanson

J&J’s LEGO Stories: #2

This is a story of a pirate who’s hunting for treasure…

ZEE END

(Sets made and pictures taken by Jeremy.)

© Joshua & Jeremy Swanson