This is For Real, Folks!

Welcome to JBC NEWS, Channel 928. Here’s Reporter Josh with the news…

This 700-pound alligator was found in Georgia State! Yikes!!!

This ain’t a hoax, folks… this is the real McCoy…

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It’s SHO-TIME!====⚾>>

Way to go, Ohtani san!

Konnichiwa! Welcome to the show! This is news time from JBC News! (The J stands for this here Swanson.)

Shohei Ohtani, a.k.a. Sho-time, the famous Japanese two-way baseball player, who is now a rookie in the MLB team, the Los Angeles Angels, was chosen as the Rookie of the Year!  He is the fourth Japanese player to win the Rookie of the Year Award in Major League Baseball.

1995 — Hideo Nomo

2000 — Kazuhiro Sasaki

2001 — Ichiro Suzuki

2018 — Shohei Ohtani

Sayonara for now, and I hope to catch up with you soon! ====⚾>>

Wrote Josh as he glanced at the clock. WHAT!!! Whoa, how time flies.

Goodnight everybody. See you tomorrow! Zzz… Zzz… Zzz…

 

 

 

 

A Slithery Surprise!

At a bank in China, early one morning, some bankers were having a meeting, when all of a sudden they received a “surprise”!

 

. . . WHAT!!?

Maybe the python only wanted to borrow some money at the bank to buy a new refrigerator for its food…

A Relic is Found!

It was a certain summer day at a lake in Sweden…

A little 8-year-old girl was swimming in the lake when she noticed something sticking out of the ground in the water. She pulled it out.

“Dad! Dad!” yelled Saga Vanecek with excitement. “I found a sword!”

“Now what are you talking about?” said Dad as he walked towards her daughter. “It’s probably just a stick or a toy or somethin’…”

“Look, Dad! Look what I found!”

He took the mysterious long item from her…

What she found was an ancient Viking sword from around 1,500 years ago!

The father strictly told her not to tell anybody, to avoid the media.

But at the beginning of this October, this was made public.

Has a new ‘saga’ begun? Who knows?