“Seek ye the LORD while He may be found, call ye upon Him while He is near. Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and He will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for He will abundantly pardon.” – Isaiah 55:6-7
The Bricksville Horseshoes are battling against the Blockland Slowpokes, winning by six points, and the sportscaster and commentator are broadcasting live from the spot. Currently, the Blockland team is batting…
(Story and photos by Jeremy.)
“Do all things without complaining or arguing.” – Philippians 2:14
G’day! Byron here, and her in the picture is my cousin Lucy, who is famous for making inane comments that don’t qualify to win a comment contest. Some of you readers have asked for examples of her work. She doesn’t mind. So here are a few.
“If there’s no such place as Orion, then how come we can see it?”
“It’s healthier to do your sunbathing at night.” Crikey, that almost makes sense!
“Where do homing pigeons go if they’ve got no home?”
“They ought to put computers in pogo sticks, like they do in cars.”
“I saw a man get lost once, even though he knew where he was going. He was still lost when he got there.”
No fear, there’s a time and a place for talking piffle. Lucy’s good at it. But you can’t use piffle to win the comment contest.
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